I feel like a druggie

oh wow, I'm blogging... Almost forgot my password to my blogger account. That's how long it has been

I guess it is a good thing that I haven't had the time to blog... Because if I was blogging, I wouldn't be doing all of this:

eating, going to uni, random road trips, studying the eye, spitting on my anatomy notes, cooking, rushing assignments, getting my injections, serology tests, inverting eyelids, measuring vision, google-ing weird eye diseases, hugging Drian, hugging Rah, cleaning the toilet, getting stuck in traffic and parking 25 minutes away from Uni because there wasn't any parking left...

See, I'm a busy little girl. That's probably the most valid excuse I've given for abandoning this stinky, short and fat blog. :)

Back to the Main TOPIC: Feeling like a Druggie

You're probably hoping to read about how I finally mustered enough courage to smoke weed... Heh! Sorry to disappoint but that day will never come. I've got principles*chokes* But seriously... I'm not rich enough to try drugs. I'd rather spend my money on food.

I feel like a damn druggie because I've had too many damn injections in the past 6 months it just doesn't seem right. Blood test, HepA, HepB, Flu shot, Meningitis vaccines, Cervical cancer...

Am I finally healthy enough to become a student orthoptist? ROAR!!!

On a lighter note... I do have some lovely photos to share :)

Nicoley love before she left. Muah!

The lovelies! Bern, Eu Jin, JC and Wei Ran!

Jane and I at the beach :)


Andrew the Soldier boy and Amandaaaaaahhh at Sandakan


Amanda's prize winning watermelon :)

Minja, Terence, Adrian and I. Miss you Min! :) Hopefully a Singapore trip will happen the next time!


I visited Melbourne for a day and walked around the entire CBD within 2 hours or so.


Uncle Hilmy visited Sydney! :) We had yummy hot choc at Lindt cafe.


Adrian turned 20! :)



Mum had her appendix removed on Good Friday and Choc Fondue on Easter Sunday. She's Hebat!

Yummers... Chocs from Kit, Mun, Aunty Susan and Drian

Post Operation diet: Chocolate Bunnies

We went on a Road trip and stayed in a quaint little farm somewhere near Port Stephens. Apparently this place used to be an old sheep shearing shed. The owner built this entire house out of wood from his estate. This place reminded me of scenes from the movie Texas Chain Saw Massacre.

Mum fishing at the dam right outside the farm

Dennis beating me at Pool :)

Inside the little farm house

A.Yeng and U.Allen

We had visitors :)

Our alarm clock. Stupid chicken woke me up at 5am.

The following day, we drove around the sand dunes :)

It was crazy fun! :) We drove down a 4o meter high slope. I have to admit I almost wet my pants.

This one looks like a Mitsubishi 4wd ad.

We took this photo when Calvin got stuck in the sand. Lol


We went sand tobogganing too! Den and A.yeng racing to the bottom of the hill.

Dad had fun :)

So did Drian

Yea, going down was fun, but walking back up the sand hill was excruciating.

Mum and Dad at the tin city :)

Drian in the sand.

This is what the 40meter high slope looked like... o.o



I'll stop here.

hopefully I'll blog again sometime soon...

Meet Kate

the other girl... He calls it 'Kate'


She's the New Toy...


The one thing Kate and I have in common are our numbers...

I was born on the 26th too

Does he love her? Yes
Am I jealous? No, because I know that REAL women are what real men want.

Thus, what is left is the question...

Is Adrian a REAL man? Choose between Fake Kate or Me...

It had better be me, or I'll stab your face. :D

A few things you should consider, Drian:
-no more morning rides on Kate... ride me instead
- She doesn't need a wash every damn week
- She won't cook for you
-She's high maintenance. I'm slightly cheaper, right?

Another random note:

I am being quarantined by Adrian and Sarah simply because I've got Shingles a.k.a Herpes Zoster a.k.a chicken pox's sister. For the next 7 days, I'll be pumping my system with antiviral medications and water. My bed is being disinfected so I'll be sleeping on newspapers and plastic sheets for now.

To be honest, I feel like a leper... I never knew how cold blooded my loved ones could be... untill today. *sniffles* Its just shingles... not leprosy or SWINE flu...

Make a Wish

We love making wishes... at least I know I do.

Greedy people can make a wish list long enough to pave a pathway to bloody hell. I, on the other hand wouldn't need a damn list.... I only need 1 wish. What do you reckon it is?

What would a fat midget wish for?

Longer legs

bigger boobs

Anorexia

No more lobster skin(after effects of alcohol)

Mariah Carey's voice

A lot of money

ugg boots

Hahaha... Tough one? My answer is simple... and it isn't even on that poll. PFffttt* You'll figure out the answer at the end of this post...

Barely any of your wishes will come true... unless of course you're a rich spoiled brat really fortunate or Jesus.

Damn all of you fortunate people! I haven't had a wish come true in a month... I should be getting one every week. I deserve it... I used to go to church every Sunday!!!

Hmph... Adrian Ooi believes in bloody Manchester United and worships them as Gods... Ridiculous... Look at this bunch of clowns.

How did he manage to get his wish?! How unfair... Why haven't I grown taller yet? Perhaps I should start bathing in holy water.

Let me introdruce you to:

My drawing is meant to look like a bike (in case you couldn't make out what it was)... haha... I obviously failed art class! I'll put up photos of the bike in my next post.

He is the happiest little kid in the world right now... *Sigh He even forced me to blog about his new bike. I swear I feel like I've lost my boyfriend to an inanimate object... He would rather ride his bike than cook dinner for me... *sniffles...

Oh well, I guess a bike does beat riding the bus... Less smelly people and diseased seats. I'm actually happy for him. I can't wait to be his pillion rider! I've never ridden on a bike before, so yes, I am VERY excited! :D :D :D

I know this is irrelevant but have you noticed the new colours, music and the new chatterbox? The previous one died on me... I'm guessing it had something to do with how inactive my blog was... Like, I forgot to 'feed' it or whatever.

oh, and by the way... I would wish for all my wishes. Smart isn't it!? hahaha! That way, I wouldn't even need a list... ;)

I feel like a Druggie

oh wow, I'm blogging... Almost forgot my password to my blogger account. That's how long it has been

I guess it is a good thing that I haven't had the time to blog... Because if I was blogging, I wouldn't be doing all of this:

eating, going to uni, random road trips, studying the eye, spitting on my anatomy notes, cooking, rushing assignments, getting my injections, serology tests, inverting eyelids, measuring vision, google-ing weird eye diseases, hugging Drian, hugging Rah, cleaning the toilet, getting stuck in traffic and parking 25 minutes away from Uni because there wasn't any parking left...

See, I'm a busy little girl. That's probably the most valid excuse I've given for abandoning this stinky, short and fat blog. :)

Back to the Main TOPIC: Feeling like a Druggie

You're probably hoping to read about how I finally mustered enough courage to smoke weed... Heh! Sorry to disappoint but that day will never come. I've got principles*chokes* But seriously... I'm not rich enough to try drugs. I'd rather spend my money on food.

I feel like a damn druggie because I've had too many damn injections in the past 6 months it just doesn't seem right. Blood test, HepA, HepB, Flu shot, Meningitis vaccines, Cervical cancer...

Am I finally healthy enough to become a student orthoptist? ROAR!!!

On a lighter note... I do have some lovely photos to share :)

Nicoley love before she left. Muah!

The lovelies! Bern, Eu Jin, JC and Wei Ran!

Jane and I at the beach :)


Andrew the Soldier boy and Amandaaaaaahhh at Sandakan


Amanda's prize winning watermelon :)

Minja, Terence, Adrian and I. Miss you Min! :) Hopefully a Singapore trip will happen the next time!


I visited Melbourne for a day and walked around the entire CBD within 2 hours or so.


Uncle Hilmy visited Sydney! :) We had yummy hot choc at Lindt cafe.


Adrian turned 20! :)



Mum had her appendix removed on Good Friday and Choc Fondue on Easter Sunday. She's Hebat!

Yummers... Chocs from Kit, Mun, Aunty Susan and Drian

Post Operation diet: Chocolate Bunnies

We went on a Road trip and stayed in a quaint little farm somewhere near Port Stephens. Apparently this place used to be an old sheep shearing shed. The owner built this entire house out of wood from his estate. This place reminded me of scenes from the movie Texas Chain Saw Massacre.

Mum fishing at the dam right outside the farm

Dennis beating me at Pool :)

Inside the little farm house

A.Yeng and U.Allen

We had visitors :)

Our alarm clock. Stupid chicken woke me up at 5am.

The following day, we drove around the sand dunes :)

It was crazy fun! :) We drove down a 4o meter high slope. I have to admit I almost wet my pants.

This one looks like a Mitsubishi 4wd ad.

We took this photo when Calvin got stuck in the sand. Lol


We went sand tobogganing too! Den and A.yeng racing to the bottom of the hill.

Dad had fun :)

So did Drian

Yea, going down was fun, but walking back up the sand hill was excruciating.

Mum and Dad at the tin city :)

Drian in the sand.

This is what the 40meter high slope looked like... o.o



I'll stop here.

hopefully I'll blog again sometime soon...

It's Christmas babyyyy!

First time spending Christmas away from home... :)

I do miss everyone back home and you are all in my thoughts especially during this special time of the year.

Too bad we didn't get to bake melting moments and decorate our humongous tree together this year :( We have to do it next year!!! <3

Last year, I made a very disturbing Christmas video... This year, I'll share my Christmas wish with all of you:

I hope everyone will have a special Christmas. Something that you and your sayangs will not forget.

I might make another video after Christmas though.... We shall see :)

Oh, and yes, I'm still thinking of whether I should post up all the old zaman sekolah photos. They are all so embarrassing. *blushes* We were so young and wild once upon a time... I could seriously blackmail a number of people... this includes myself...Dangerous stuff...

Lalala Machine

I stole that music player from Minja... :) Thanks hun!!! Hope you don't mind...

Ohh! and I found my external hard drive yesterday :D

This means... I'll be posting up a whole bunch of old photos REAL soon...

It'll bring back heaps of old, bitter or happy memories

Bitch... Please...

This post might sound a little sexist but there is some truth in it... This is just my point of view and I know that every girl has had their bitchy moments... so YES, I do admit that I can be a bitch and all this does apply to me sometimes... and perhaps even more than I would like to admit.

When it comes to dealing with issues involving women... a number of a ridiculously huge amount of circumstances need to be considered. It is impossible to list everything down but I will include the most crucial one.

• Time of the month
  

There is no step by step guide to pull you out of a bitches' shit hole because bitches are just too darn complicated to comprehend.

However, there are tips on how to 'avoid' a bitches' wrath:

1. Try your best to do things THEIR way

2. Be their maid

Think Cinderella...

3. Give them everything they need.

Give them their daily dose of bitch pills.

4. Bribe them with more 'anti-period' luxury items to shut up.

example 1: Prada has been known to deter mood swings and periods. Myth or fact, I'm not sure.


example 2: Hello Kitty merchandise has been said to alter their tone of voice and choice of words...

5. When they are dissatisfied...Just apologize, bribe them and shut UP!

No use looking for the panic button... Just surrender!!!

Just keep repeating steps 1 to 5 to achieve a more desirable outcome...

Important: If insanity starts getting the better of you, you can either call the hotline or secretly soil their dinner. Do whatever it takes to make everyone happy... this includes yourself! So do NOT hesitate to plot revenge! Santa does not exist so you don't have to worry about naught lists...

This is all that I can think of for now... When I do come up with more ideas I'll share it with you.

Facebook is amazing!

I've ditched my Bebo, Friendster and Myspace for Facebook!

Why?

• You can't 'Tag' people

• Because I never really paid much attention to those anyway

• There are too many fake accounts owned by sick pedophiles (actually, these people are everywhere... I'm just being biased)

• There are too many profiles of model wannabes on Friendster. (once again, biased... because they're everywhere... just waiting for fake agents to rape them.)
  

• When you report abuse nothing happens... and that is actually TRUE! There were a couple of times people stole some of my photos and used it as their own and I reported abuse but nothing happened... Why the f*ck would you want to impersonate an obese midget anyway!? idiots...

• Plus, friendster allows these sick idiots to 'GRAB photos' from you...
  

• There are cool applications on facebook... my personal favourite is Crazy Taxi :)
  

• Facebook's a great stalking device.

• I get the funniest messages on facebook from randoms...
  

Funny Random Person 1 (you can click on the image to enlarge it)

What's Lanzak? I'm guessing it is either a name, tribe or ethnicity I don't know about...

Funny Random Person 2

He took super long to get the HINT 'correct nt'? Lol... Sorry, I sound harsh and mean, but seriously, I hate adding random people... You only endanger yourself when you add randoms... Plus, why do you need cyberfriends?


NOT SO FUNNY Random Person 3


Ermm uncle, its not very normal for 50 year olds to message random teenagers on the internet. If I were a parent I would have reported you to the police.

The real message I am trying to deliver in this post is... be careful with your personal information... Yes, you can have a blog and you can join social networks but do NOT reveal too much of information. Two kids just got abducted on Friday and thankfully they were found before the kidnappers could harm them.

I've been robbed and almost kidnapped myself and it still scares me till today. I get ridiculously paranoid when I am in public. The sound of motorbikes (mat rempits) and the very sight of Malaysian policemen make me jumpy and nervous. I still think that those gunmen that attempted to kidnap my dad and I might have been policemen. I'm not accusing anyone, I'm just saying it MIGHT have been...

I would hate to think that I could have brought trouble upon myself and my loved ones by keeping a blog and disseminating information about people and myself.

Times are getting hard... People are getting desperate... So be careful!!! CORRECT NT?

Playing 'Masak-Masak'

I love masak-masak... :)

Only the coolest 5 year youngs play that game in their gardens. We'd imitate whatever dad does in the kitchen and come up with our own crazy recipes. A great example of observational learning... (random note: Albert Bandura's awesome... lol... I'm trying my best to study psychology.This is a good sign...I'm remembering things.)

Sometimes, we would even pretend we were witches and we were making a magic broth. I miss destroying mum's plants for our 'yummy' masak-masak dishes.
*sigh... those were the days!

Adrian and I are 19... 14 years above the appropriate age to play that cool game... But we don't really give a fudge...

You could say that we've been pretty adventurous in the kitchen... We've been craving Malaysian food...

1. Roti Jala

Our cooking Utensil for Roti Jala... Thanks to Drian, he made it using a hammer, blade, screwdriver and plastic bottle...


The product... Looks like crap... but tastes like heaven. My apologies for the camera shake... I was too hungry when I captured this photo... my legs could barely hold me up.


Dad's rendang recipe to go with the Roti Jala... :)

2.Yong Tau Foo

Drian and his favourite cooking utensil... The stone mortar.

He was entertained for a few minutes... and then he left the rest of the bashing to me...

:(

My hardwork...

The soon to be yummy chillies...

woaaahhhh...

Once again... WOAhhhh

Drian fried the stuff...Mmmm... sedapnya...

A different angle... woahhh!

Peking wanton for the soup


The absolutely necessary camwhore shots. ;)


awww...


Oh! And this is completely off topic... Drian got this letter from StarCity with the words 'WELCOME TAT'... and I burst out laughing...

I know this isn't very nice, but I had to!!!

Egg tart... lol... I was thinking of "TITS" too...

Photography 1 class

I've had the GREATEST experience... Film photography has been amazing! I just wish I could continue doing this forever...

yes, it has been stressful... There were deadlines and I wasn't exactly the most skilled photographer in class. The other people in my class are SO talented. I'm a noob and I'll continue being one till I become the best I can be(which is never... lol).

I've learned heaps about other photojournalists of the 80's, 90's and etc., such as Ansel Adams, Laura Levine(my favourite), Everett Kennedy Brown (my second most favourite) and the list is just insanely long.

Oh, AND... this is so embarrassing... but I've actually learned a few stuff about my camera too... Buttons I never knew existed on my camera... Plus, I never knew SLRs and DSLRs had a LIGHT METER... LMFAO. I've been taking photos without my lightmeter till now. Anyway, my point is, I've learned very very valuable lessons about photography. *pffft

Anyway, it is week 13 and I'm done with class :( *sniffles*... I'm going to miss the darkroom. I'm going to have to start liking Photoshop more now... :( I can't be F'd to learn how to use it properly... I need photoshop tutorials! Any volunteers? I'll pay you 50 ringgit for one lesson (serious).

My stinky portfolio photos :)

I scanned these so they're not as sharp as I had hoped for.

Assignment 1- Exploring the frame

I am also using this image for the Noel Chettle Art Prize. LOL... If I win, I'll laugh so hard...

Random people at the park.

Darling harbour's water jets

sitting and waiting

bushwalk(Drian's leg lol)

Assignment 2-Time, People, Place

This one was meant to be a photo essay...

Theme: A Day in the Life of Dennis

Take a walk in his 'shoes'.
He's different in such a beautiful way, I would never want him to change.


Always prepared for the day ahead.


The happiest boy I know.


At his 'secret' spot.


Making the water 'dance' with his feet.

Photographing Den was the best thing! He's the best! Lol... There were other photos but I could only choose 5... :(

Would love to relive that moment again.